most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
wow home movies is actually hilarious why didn’t I watch this earlier
I’ve been training this new guy at work for a while. He’s just a kid, kind of a smart-mouth but a decent worker and genuinely nice. He does...